DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Isn’t Your Agent Calling You Back? He’s Playing Pickleball”
2. “The Zombie Apocalypse Isn’t As Fun As They Said It Would Be”
3. “Why Does Texas Have Its Own Toast?”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “At Last We Can Build A Space Elevator – Sort Of”