DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “My Garage Is Too Small For My Car – What Should I Buy?”
2. “I’m A Waitress With Ketchup Phobia”
3. “Flight Attendant Reveals Why You Should Never Use Toilet Paper On An Airplane”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Terrifying Way Whales Sleep”