DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “So You Accidentally Ate Mold. Here’s What Happens Next”
2. “I’m A Doctor — Stop Making These 3 Dangerous Laundry Mistakes”
3. “The Worst Thing About My Kids Growing Up Is They Don’t Want To Go See Giant Colorful Pigeons With Me”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “It’s Time To Start Drinking This Wine With Doritos”