DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Testing The Viability Of Using Horse Milk To Make Ice Cream”
2. “Missouri Museum Unveils World’s Longest Shoelace”
3. “The Trick To Keeping Ice From Sticking Together”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Ever Heard Of A Pore Vacuum?”