DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Missouri Museum Unveils World’s Longest Shoelace”
2. “Believe It Or Not, Some Of The Most Popular Brisket In Texas Comes From A Gas Station”
3. “I Did Everything ‘Right’ And I Still Got Herpes”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Smoke-Tainted California Grapes Find New Life As Vodka”