DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Can You Eat The Pumpkin You Used For A Jack-O-Lantern?”
2. “How Restaurants Choose Their Water Glasses”
3. “Using Toilet Paper Is Grosser Than You Think. Here’s A Better Idea.”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Best Potato Chips to Pair With Caviar”