DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Here’s What You’re Really Eating When You Crack Open A Can Of Haggis”
2. “Why People Run From Bears”
3. “Can Big Butts Trigger False Alarms At Airport Security?”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Stars Who Aren’t Afraid To Wear Shorts on the Red Carpet”