DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Meet The Robots Slicing Your Barbecue Ribs”
2. “Why Do We Blink So Much?”
3. “Lace Undies Have Been Banned In 3 Countries. How Dangerous Are They?”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Influencer Says You’ve Been Loading Pez Dispensers Wrong Your Whole Life”