DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Wearing Only A Pair Of White Shoes, This Photographer Spent Years Posing Nude In New York City”
2. “The Restaurant Asparagus Trick I Always Do”
3. “People Who Don’t Make Their Bed Every Morning Have Cleaner Sheets, According To Science”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Cat Poop Parasite That Will Make You More Attractive”