DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Brewery Launches Pizza-Flavored Beer ”
2. “They Panic-Bought Bidets During The Pandemic, It Changed Their Lives ”
3. “How To Fix That Stubborn Neck Hump Many Of Us Have”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “‘Cow Gets A Back Scratch”