DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Danish Man Sticks 68 Matches Up His Nose For A World Record”
2. “Why Does Sugar-Free Gum And Candy Give People Bad Gas?”
3. “Woman Has Spent Months Sharing Her Toilet With A Wild Frog Named Stanley”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Making ‘Granny Panties’ Sexy Again — Just In Time For Valentine’s Day”