DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “King Charles Has an Enlarged Prostate. What Does That Mean?”
2. “These Are The Weirdest Car Keys Ever Produced”
3. “I’m A Sexy Farmer Making Six Figures Milking Cows In A Bikini — Haters Say I Have No Self-Respect”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “80 Percent Of Us Hear The Difference Between Hot And Cold Water”