DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Shocking Way Rubber Bands Are Made Revealed In Wild Video”
2. “Man Sets Guinness Record For The World’s Largest Nasal Septum Flesh Tunnel”
3. “I Was Born Without Toenails — Now I’m An Online Sensation”
And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Think Twice Before You Sear Meat With Freshly Cracked Pepper”