DRUNK ORDERING MCDONALD’S BECOMES AD CAMPAIGN

McDonald’s in New Zealand has seen its fair share of drunk orders. Some of them are so entertaining, the company decided to make an ad campaign out of them. The slogans are plastered over typical pictures of McDonald’s food with the tag line, “We speak late night.” These are actual orders placed by inebriated New Zealanders. Can you figure out what they were ordering?
– “Five cheebs urgas” (“Five Cheeseburgers”)
– “Ferret oh frish extra tata” (“Filet-O-Fish with extra tartare”)
– “A bubble caught a panda and a cloak” (“A Double Quarter Pounder and a Coke”)
– “A mig back Congo peas” (A Big Mac with what?)
– “Nickin Chick Muggets with carby cue sauce.” (That one’s easy.)
– “Farge lies with tomato horse” (“Large fries with tomato sauce”)
– “Mich Kickin and a Flozen Croak.” (“McChicken and a frozen Coke”)
* Honestly, that’s not far off from what New Zealanders sound like normally.
* I sure hope they didn’t hear these through the drive-thru speaker.
* Give these people a large, strong, black coffee while you’re at it.
* The sad part? These weren’t all late night orders. Many were, like, 9 a.m.
* If this is McDonald’s, pity the poor workers at Taco Bell: “Shopplity grid kishkin birdo” (“Chipotle grilled chicken burrito”) “Cues zarto” (“Quesarito”)