DRUNK MAN WITH GUN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS MOVIE-GOER

At a movie theater in Renton, Washington, last Thursday night, a 40-year-old woman was admitted to a hospital after she was shot by a fellow patron, who reportedly dropped his loaded gun around 20 minutes into the screening of “13 Hours”, the Benghazi movie. The suspect initially fled the scene, but later turned himself in to police and insisted the shooting was an accident. He told police that he dropped the gun and it went off. Witnesses claim the man appeared to be intoxicated when he came into the theater and was fumbling with a pistol when it went off and struck the woman sitting in front of him.
* At least the movie is hitting its target audience.
* If you haven’t heard this story yet, it’s because Hillary Clinton was covering it up.
* Obviously, this wouldn’t have happened if the woman had been carrying. Isn’t that how it works?
* Forget 3D glasses. Start handing out Kevlar vests at movie theaters.
* On the bright side, it’s stories like these that keep the flood of global refugees from coming here.
* Seriously, the rest of the world thinks we’re crazy.
* Wow, and I thought it was annoying when the person sitting next to me in the theater started talking.
* The guy turned himself in later … after his blood alcohol level went down.
* Remember when Pee Wee Herman was caught fumbling with his pistol at a movie?
* From what I’ve heard of the movie, I’m surprised they heard the gun go off.
* So other than this, how did the woman like the movie?
* The same thing happened when a Star Wars fan dropped his light saber during “The Force Awakens.”
* And another movie-goer was accidentally whipped during “50 Shades of Grey.”
* Suddenly that home theater experience is looking better and better.