DRUNK MAN LEGALLY CHANGES NAME TO “CELINE DION”

A 30-year-old British man decided to legally change his name to Celine Dion after having a few too many glasses of wine. Thomas Dodd, who really, really likes Celine Dion, got the idea while drunk-watching one of the Canadian singer’s concerts on YouTube over Christmas. He thought it would be a great idea to pay £89 to officially take her name, so he applied and paid the fee on-line, although he claims he doesn’t remember that part of the night. But last Wednesday, the official documents came in the mail. He is now Mr. Celine Dion.
* His regret will go on.
* Could have been worse. He could have been watching a Hoobastank concert.
* What are his preferred pronouns now? He/him? She/her? Or Dumb/ass?
* It seems like a bad decision now, but just wait ’til those song royalty checks start arriving.
* Drunk shopping. This is why you can’t get tattoos online.