DRUNK DRIVER SMASHES INTO "REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS" SIGN

In California, a suspected drunk driver suffered serious injuries when he crashed his Jeep into a road sign on Highway 1 Wednesday morning. The sign read, “REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS. CALL 911.” According to police, the driver lost control around 11:30 a.m., and the vehicle ran over the sign, careened up an embankment, flipped, and landed on its roof. The driver, identified as Stephen DeWitt, 57, was “quite intoxicated,” one officer said, with police noting that if he had not been wearing his seatbelt, DeWitt could have been killed in the crash. He was flown to a trauma center after being arrested for DUI.
* And aggravated irony.
* Just curious – did anyone call 911?
* Maybe he was so drunk he was calling 911 on himself, and took his hands off the wheel.
* It could have been worse. The sign could have said “BRIDGE OUT AHEAD.”