DRUNK DRIVER HID IN CONTAINER OF DOG POOP

A man was not only busted for drunk driving, but also found himself covered in dog poop while trying to hide from police. Last Saturday, police in Parkland, Washington, got a report of a car running red lights, driving erratically, and crashing through someone’s gate onto their 20-acre field. The driver had run from the car, but by the time deputies arrived, the driver was back inside the front seat – passed out, and covered in dog doo. One deputy said he nearly vomited several times. They managed to wake up the 25-year-old driver, who admitted he had been drinking “a lot” of tequila. It turned out that after the man crashed his car on the farm, he took off, jumped over a fence, and tried to hide in a large container. The homeowners are dog breeders and that’s where they kept their dog poop. The driver had jumped into it and covered himself completely trying to hide, before he changed his mind and went back to the car.
* He couldn’t have picked the recycling bin next to it?
* “You really stepped in it this time, buddy.”
* No need for the sniffer dogs on this one.
* This is going to require more than a pine tree deodorizer hanging from the rear-view mirror.
* I guess if you’re a dog breeder you want to hang on to all that poop because… uh, because… what the hell???