DRUG SUSPECT REFUSED TO UNCLENCH BUTT

On Okaloosa Island, Florida, a 37-year-old man was arrested after he tried to hide a bag of heroin between his buttocks during a traffic stop. The man refused to unclench his buttocks for Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputies to retrieve the drugs. After several attempts, they managed to pry the drugs out of his butt. Then, when he stood up, a used syringe fell to the ground. He was charged with possession of drugs and paraphernalia.
* This is why you never miss glutes day at the gym.
* By the time police got the drugs out of his butt, they were pooped. The drugs, I mean.
* Nothing was working, then they finally tried intense tickling.
* Weird. Florida is the Sunshine State, but he put the drugs where the sun don’t shine.
* Okaloosa? That kind of thing to happens all the time over in Tighttassville. (Titusville)
* Good to know cops were able to crack the case.