DRIVER HAD WIRES ATTACHED TO HIS GENITALS

A 56-year-old man was arrested Monday after police said he drove naked through his Boynton Beach, Florida, neighborhood with electrical wires attached to his genitals. During a time when children were being let off a school bus, Kurt Allen Jenkins reportedly slowed his white four-door Toyota and made sexual advances toward a person. Jenkins allegedly motioned toward his groin area, at which point the person saw the wires. The person opened the passenger-side door and snapped a picture of him to show police. When police pulled him over, Jenkins was wearing only red shorts, with some sort of electronic device attached to his privates.
* Which of them was more shocked?
* Maybe he was beta-testing a new gadget from Apple?
* He has erectile dysfunction and needs a jump start?
* Charging him was easy – he was already wired up.
* This guy almost makes Anthony Weiner not seem so bad.
* This is when I wish I ruled the world. Stuff like this.
* I’d just say, “I’ve seen enough. Execute him.”
* Oh, don’t be so judgmental. That’s what we do with our drones every day.
* Check that. First I’d say, “Wire him up to a power plant for a few minutes. Then execute him.”
* Hold on. I think I’d better re-calibrate my attitude this morning.
* Now here’s the Rolling Stones with “Start Me Up.”