DONUT SHOP OFFERS SCARY CLOWN DELIVERY

Hurts Donut (*!) in Frisco, Texas, is offering a special delivery option – for an extra $5 on top of the regular $5 delivery service fee, an employee from the shop will dress up like a scary clown – red hair, jagged teeth, a handful of shiny red balloons – the works. Hurts co-owner Kas Clegg said the clown service is meant “to keep up with the trends, and scary clowns are trending right now.”
* Speaking of trends, for an additional three bucks, the clown will ring your bell and then take a knee.
* $5 sounds like a lot, but remember, $1.25 of that automatically goes to Stephen King.
* To make it really scary, the clown hands you the donuts and then takes your cholesterol level.
* Do they really want to mix jagged teeth with balloons?
* I hope the shop has clown insurance. These are crazy times.