DON’T USE DRYER SHEETS, SAYS ONE BRAVE MAN

Now they’re coming after our dryer sheets. Patric Richardson, author of “Laundry Love,” is a self-proclaimed laundry expert. Here is why we’re not supposed to use laundry sheets:
– Dryer sheets don’t actually make your clothes any softer, he says, although it might feel that way (* which is what “softer” means, Patric). The sheets are coated with a chemical solution that transfers to your garments when heated up during the dry cycle, and it’s the coating that goes on fabric that feels soft.
– Over time, that residue accumulates on your clothes, which builds up over time and can contribute to clothing and towels smelling musty or stale.
– That film also builds up in your dryer, which will can affect the appliance’s effectiveness over time. The residue may prevent the electronic moisture sensor in the drum from working correctly. This can lead to over-drying and increase your utility bill ( * adding literally cents to you annual bill! Over time.)
– The residue can make towels less absorbent, make your athletic gear less moisture-wicking and – most alarmingly – reduce the flame resistance of some children’s sleepwear.
* Yes, your baby will die from a dryer sheet. Can you live with that knowledge?
* What a Downy. I mean downer.
* I’d hate to be this guy when the goons from Procter & Gamble show up at his door.
* If this is supposed to make me run out and buy a copy of “Laundry Love,” it’s not working.
* OK, have we paid attention to Patric Richardson long enough? Good. Moving on.