DIAPER THIEF ARRESTED

A South Florida man is facing charges after he stole more than $700 worth of diapers from a Walmart. Franck-Guy Thimothee, 33, allegedly went into the Walmart in North Lauderdale three times this month and left with cartloads of diapers for which he didn’t pay. He was arrested Monday by a deputy in the store’s parking lot. Thimothee told detectives that he sold diapers of all sizes to women for $20 a box.
* Thimothee’s a thorry ethcuthe for a thief.
* I hope the justice system doesn’t pamper him.
* His cellmate’s gonna give him more than just huggies.
* So the case is wrapped up?
* Time to upgrade the old store security system.
* If they let him leave with cartloads of items, he should have swung by the electronics section.
* What was the security guard thinking: “Damn, he must have a big family.”
* “Hey – he’s been here three times this month! What’s he feeding those kids – e coli?”
* I hate to think of what the exhibits will be in this case.
* “Your honor, the prosecution would like to enter into evidence Exhibit A: 10 pounds of dirty diapers.”