DENTAL HYGIENIST BITES HUSBAND DURING DRUNKEN VACATION SEX

A woman was jailed last Sunday after biting her husband during sex while at a hotel in Key West, Florida. The husband told police he and his wife were drinking at the pool area when they decided to go to their room and have sex. Soon thereafter, an employee of the hotel learned of a verbal dispute coming from room 409. When she called the room, a man answered the phone crying. Police were called and arrived to find an inebriated Jennifer Hickman, a 42-year-old dental hygienist from Mason, Ohio, had locked her teeth on her husband’s left forearm. During the fight, she said he was just using her. Hickman was drunk when officers handcuffed her. According to the police report, “She continued yelling and screaming the entire ride to the jail, saying multiple times, ‘I’m going to [expletive] kill him.'” She was booked for misdemeanor domestic battery. Under the “weapon” category on the arrest report, police listed “Teeth.”
* “Incisor?” “No, she started yelling before that happened.”
* It was a clean wound, I’m guessing.
* “You’re just using me!” “Oh, bite me!”
* All I can say is, he’s lucky it was just his arm.
* Other than that, how are they liking the vacation?
* It’s interesting that you can become a Florida story just by vacationing in Florida.
* Once again, the story tells the age of the woman, but not the man. You’d be cranky, too.
* The headline could be shorter. I mean “Drunken Vacation Sex” is a little redundant.
* Ernest Hemingway lived in Key West. Imagine if he had written a book about these two.
* “To Bite and Bite Not.”
* “For Whom the Dentist Tolls”
* “The Old Man and the Teeth”