DENMARK TO TAX COW FARTS

Denmark is planning to tax livestock farmers for the greenhouse gases emitted by their cows, sheep and pigs. The aim is to reduce Danish greenhouse gas emissions by 70%. Starting in the year 2030, Danish livestock farmers will be taxed 300 kroner ($43) per ton of carbon dioxide. That tax will increase to 750 kroner ($108) by 2035. A typical Danish cow produces 6 metric tons (6.6 tons) of CO2 equivalent per year.
* For god’s sakes, stop feeding them cheese!
* Sounds like Denmark is trying to milk the FARMERS.
* The law doesn’t take effect for six more years because it’s going to take that long to find enough people to stand behind every cow and make a checkmark every time they fart so they can figure the tax.
* Will the gassy cows be adjusted for inflation? Har!!!