DEAD MAN WAKES UP WHEN AMBULANCE HITS POTHOLE

An Indian man who had been pronounced dead by doctors allegedly came back to life when the ambulance transporting him hit a deep pothole. The 80-year-old man from Haryana had not been feeling well for several days, so one of his grandsons took him to a hospital near his home. With a severe chest infection and a pre-existing heart condition, he was eventually pronounced dead after four days on a ventilator. The family arranged to have him transported in an ambulance to Nising, roughly 100 km away, for his last rites. The ambulance hit a pothole and moments later, the relative watching over his grandfather’s body saw his hand move. He quickly checked for a pulse and, sensing one, told the driver to take them to the nearest hospital. The elderly man’s condition is still critical, but he is breathing on his own.
* Praise Vishnu, and a lousy highway department.
* He says next trip, he wants to go by boat. It’s a smoother ride.
* What’s their standard for declaring death? Do they say to the person “Raise your hand if you’re alive,” and if they don’t – they’re dead?
* At least give the name of the hospital so people can take their family members somewhere else.
* Just curious – he’s not suddenly hungry for brains, is he?