DEAD GRANDMA BANGS ON INSIDE OF COFFIN DURING FUNERAL

Mourners at an Ecuadorian wake last Friday were stunned when their “dead” relative began banging on the inside of her coffin. Bella Montoya, 76, regained consciousness during the vigil, which was held in the city of Babahoyo. The wake was being held just four hours after Montoya was declared dead, with a medical examiner even providing a death certificate. Her cause of death was listed as cardiorespiratory arrest. Video shows medics tending to Montoya after her loved ones realized she was still alive and clearly breathing as she is removed from the casket and placed onto a stretcher. Doctors said the cardiorespiratory arrest caused her to suffer catalepsy — a trancelike condition marked by the rigidity of the body, decreased sensitivity to pain, and slower bodily functions such as breathing. As a result, hospital staff allegedly believed that she had passed away. Montoya is now being tended to at the same hospital that declared her dead, and her son says she is in stable condition.
* But these are the same people who thought she was dead, so who the hell knows?
* She’s lucky these people never heard of embalming fluid.
* Well, heck, at least she got to test-drive the casket.
* Typical grandma, before they could take her back to the hospital she wanted to wrap up all the food from the wake and send it home with the mourners.
* Old joke: Knock knock. / Who’s there? / Grandma. / Oh my god, open the coffin!