DEAD GOOSE DROPS ON HUNTER'S HEAD

Robert Meilhammer was hunting waterfowl with others in Easton, Maryland, last Thursday when a dead goose fell from the sky, hit him on the head, knocked him unconscious and caused head and facial injuries. Out of an abundance of caution, the 51-year-old hunter was taken by ambulance to Easton Airport, where he was airlifted to a trauma center for treatment.
* His friends tried to warn him: “Duck! Duck —- Goose!!!”
* Did they at least let him keep the goose?
* Meilhammer got hammered.
* He’s gonna be knocked for a loop again when he sees the hospital bill.
* This man now joins Fabio in the “I Got Hit In The Head With A Goose Club”.
* Hunting is fun!