DAD JOKES

Reddit asked, “What’s the best Dad Joke you’ve heard lately?” Some of the responses:
– “I took up origami for a while, but I gave it up because it was too much paperwork.”
– “Why can’t a T-rex clap their hands? They’re all dead.”
– “I told my dad I was cold and he said, ‘Go stand in the corner, it’s 90 degrees.’ Took me a long time to get it.”
– “Did you hear about the two guys stealing from the calendar factory? They got six months each.”
– “What do people use to walk through walls? A door.”
– “I used to be addicted to hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.”
– “What do you call a Frenchman who only wears sandals? Phillipe Flop.”
– “How do they laugh in Hawaii? Just a low ha.”
– “What did the daddy car say to the son car when he misbehaved? Go to your VROOOM.”
– “How much does a rainbow weigh? Not much, they’re pretty light.”
– “How do trees get on the internet? They log in.”
– “Where do fish go when they run out of money? The Bankrupt Sea.”
– “Why did Sherlock Holmes go to a Mexican Restaurant? He was looking for a good case idea.”
* PHONE TOPIC: Have you got a good – or rather, a bad – dad joke?