CURSES FOR SALE

Looking for a curse, but don’t know where to start? Try online Japanese flea market app and website Mercari. An online seller who goes by the name of Jujutsushi Mukuro (“Dark Arts Master Corpse”) offers a wide range of magical effects, from seeking revenge on your enemies, to wooing a crush, or even recovering from financial troubles. Once you purchase a curse, you give Jujutsushi Mukuro a name and what you want done and they’ll do the rest. Be aware, the curses can run you hundreds of dollars. For verification, you will receive a “sacred paper talisman” in the mail in one to two business days after the ritual is complete.
* Good. Always get a receipt.
* Is curse delivery extra?
* If it doesn’t work – or maybe I should say WHEN it doesn’t work – be prepared to curse even more.
* I don’t know if I want to spend hundreds of dollars on a curse. I was saving that money to invest in an NFT.
* With the translation issues, just be sure to run your curse through Spell Check.
* “Recovering from financial troubles”? Somebody tell Robin Lehner! (See today’s story “NHL GOALIE FILES FOR BANKRUPTCY, OWES $50 MILLION”)