CRUISE SHIP RESCUES SURVIVORS OF SMALL PLANE CRASH IN OCEAN

A small plane crashed 23 miles southeast of Grand Turk Island in the Turks and Caicos region around noon Tuesday. Fortunately, the Regal Princess cruise ship was sailing nearby. They changed course and deployed a small boat to rescue the two people who survived the crash. The survivors were found floating in a small life raft. Passengers watched as the two were pulled from the raft, and cheered as one of the survivors waved to the cruise ship. The survivors were brought on board the ship and given medical attention…
* …and a norovirus.
* You idiots! Those people were supposed to float to an island and give birth to Tarzan!
* After two hours of an all-you-can-eat buffet and a non-stop conga line, the survivors jumped back into the ocean.
* How can you crash into an ocean when it’s so freakin’ huge?
* If not for the courage of the fearless crew, those people would be lost. Those people would be lost.
* Really bad luck … then really good luck … don’t you just hate it when life jerks you around like this?