CROCODILE LEAPS INTO FISHERMAN’S BOAT

A fisherman in Queensland, Australia, reported that a large crocodile jumped out of the water and into his boat. The man was fishing in his aluminum boat at Jane Creek, near St. Helen’s Beach, when he spotted a crocodile nearby. When the large crocodile began approaching the boat, he moved to the back of the vessel and started the engine. The crocodile swam under the boat, then turned and launched itself up and into the boat with its jaws wide open. The fisherman jumped over the crocodile to haul in his anchor, and the croc fell back into the water as it attempted to turn its body. The fisherman said he had never seen such a large crocodile behaving that way before.
* But that’s exactly how they get to be such large crocodiles.
* Leapin’ lizards!
* Did he accidentally have an Uber sign on his boat?
* Basically, if you live in Australia, you really, really need a lightsaber.
* An aluminum boat’s not going to work. You need steel. All around you. A submarine is what I’m saying.