COUPLE REFUSED TO STOP HAVING SEX IN CAR

LaCrosse, Wisconsin, police arrested two people early Monday morning after they refused to stop having sex in the backseat of a car. An officer heard moaning from a parked car around 3:30 a.m. A woman who lives nearby called police, saying the sound woke her up. The officer found the windows fogged and the vehicle rocking. Bailey Puttkemery, 21, and Emily Scott, 20, were naked in the backseat and having sex. The officer asked the couple to stop, then stood at the back of the vehicle and waited for them to get dressed. When the officer realized the couple had resumed having sex, he opened the door, officials said. Puttkemery tried to close the door before telling the officer that he was “blocking” him. (* That’s probably not the EXACT term he used.) Puttkemery and Scott both face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.
* At this rate, I wouldn’t expect them to get off.
* This will mean stains on their records, and on the car’s upholstery.
* “Get a garage!”
* Or at least tinted windows.
* “We don’t want this kind of Puttkemery going on in the neighborhood.”