COUPLE FIND OTTER IN THEIR BED

Linda Goldie, 73, and her husband Peter, 70, were unwinding at their holiday home in Skinburness, England, when they heard a commotion in the house. Linda assumed it was their cat, Millie. Peter went to investigate. He discovered a trail of destruction – pillows had been scattered in the living room, a candle holder knocked to the floor, some of the cat food was in a pile of vomit on the carpet. He followed the trail to the bedroom and pulled back the covers on the bed only to find —- an otter curled up asleep. It is believed the intruder squeezed through a pet gate, designed to stop the couple’s cat from escaping. They managed to shoo the otter off the bed, down the hall and out the door.
* Yes, and you can see this one coming from a mile away – the Goldies OTTER know better next time.
* And they thought it would be so relaxing to buy a holiday home next to a nice little stream.
* I’m getting a weird Goldilocks vibe from this story.
* Wasn’t this a Herman’s Hermits song? ♪♫ Mrs Goldie, you have a lovely otter… ♫
* Then the beavers attacked.