COOKING MAN SHOOTS AT ANNOYING SMOKE ALARM

In Barton, Vermont, a man got mad at his smoke alarm going off and shot it. Police say the man was cooking and got annoyed when the alarm kept going off. No one was hurt but there were other people in the building so police say the man might get cited for reckless endangerment.
* Not guilty by reason of we’ve all been there.
* What’s louder, smoke alarm, or smoke alarm plus gunfire?
* This is a case where a baseball bat would have been more effective, and satisfying.
* Hopefully, it suffered.
* First Alert? More like LAST Alert. Ever.
* Hello? It’s called a kitchen exhaust fan.