COLORADO WOMAN RECEIVES APOLOGY NOTE WITH $40 & HALF A JOINT

In Denver, Colorado, Mandi Shepard left work at 5 p.m. on Sunday when she noticed a scratch on her back bumper. Then she found in an envelope stuck on her car’s left side mirror as she was driving home. It was an apology note. The note read, “Hey I am very sorry truly. I am such a dumbass. Please forgive me. Sorry 4 the scratch man.” Along with the note were two $20 bills and half a joint. Shepard said she was laughing all the way. She said she will use the $40 to see if she can buff out the scratch. As for the half joint? “I’m not a smoker. I’m a runner,” she said. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with it.”
* Donate it to Weedwill.
* $40 buys a lot of Cheetos, lady.
* Don’t Bogart that thank-you note, my friend.