COLLEGE BRINGS IN DONKEY TO HELP STUDENTS COPE WITH STRESS OF FINALS

Montana State University has brought in a 900-pound donkey named Oliver to help students relieve stress during finals week. Oliver the donkey was one of several animals at the MSU Library on Tuesday. A local company called Intermountain Therapy Animals brought Oliver and several dogs to the library, where students petted them on study breaks. Oliver loves affection and stood still as students petted him, hugged him and snapped the occasional selfie by his side.
* So this is what “getting some ass in college” has come to.
* As long as the little snowflakes are happy. That’s all that matters.
* Uh-oh – that weird kid Randy wants to take the donkey to his room.
* Great, now the library smells like a barn.
* I guess the dogs weren’t affectionate enough so they had to bring in the donkey, too.
* So the elephant in the room here is a 900-pound donkey.