COCKROACH MILK

Scientists say cockroach milk is an up-and-coming superfood. Cockroach milk is a milk-like fluid that is produced by female Pacific beetle cockroaches to feed their young. Nutritionists say that cockroach milk has some amazing benefits and may even be one of the most nutrient-dense substances on our planet. A study finds it’s three times more nutritious than cow’s milk. It contains three times the calories of buffalo milk – a very calorie-rich mammalian milk – and it contains a ton of proteins, amino acids and healthy sugars to help will cell growth and repair. Sadly, cockroach milk is not yet available for human consumption, with the biggest barrier being the production.
* I question the use of the word “sadly.”
* The first problem with production – you gotta find a source for tiny little milking stools.
* Second, who is the guy who squashed a cockroach, saw white stuff and said, “Hey, that looks tasty.”
* Thirdly… those better have been Milk Duds I was eating at the movies the other night.
* If cockroaches give milk, my apartment is a dairy farm.