"CLOWN LIVES MATTER" MARCH

Organizers are planning a “Clown Lives Matter” march for October 15 in Tucson, Arizona, in reaction to the recent spate of scary clown reports. Attendees are invited to show up wearing full clown makeup or masks. According to a flyer advertising the event, “This is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!”
* Unless it’s a trick, in which case you come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a knife in the abdomen.
* Or it could be a trap for the clowns – round them all up in one place, catch ’em, and send ’em all back to the circus.
* If something goes wrong, these people are going to end up with pie on their face.
* Authorities are expecting around 10 cars with around 150 clowns in them.
* These clowns are really honking their own horns.
* They want to show clowns are not psycho killers? That’s setting the bar pretty low, isn’t it?
* “Come hug us. We won’t kill you!”
* Who was the Bozo who came up with this idea?
* Whoever takes over the movement next will have some pretty big shoes to fill.
* If ISIS decides to start dressing as clowns, this could get nuts.