CITIZENS OUTRAGED OVER “SHOW US YOUR REGINA” TOURIST CAMPAIGN

The Canadian city of Regina has been slammed over their new $30,000 tourism campaign titled ‘Show us your Regina,’ mocking the fact the area’s name rhymes with the name of a female body part. (* Delores?) Residents of Regina, the capital city of Saskatchewan, were horrified when the campaign rebrand was unveiled last week. They called the campaign sexist and mysoginistic. The campaign’s CEO Tim Reid then did what Canadians do best by apologizing for the uproar it caused, and they went and scrapped all the merchandise with the slogan on it.
* Besides, the phrasing is wrong. It should be, “Look at my Regina.”
* You can say “Scho-long” to that ad campaign.
* It’s too bad, because the biggest tourism draw in the area is Regina canyon.
* So, they decided to go with their backup slogan: “Regina: It’s The Whole Package.”
* They’re going to try to resell the campaign to the city of Begina.
* School children in Regina aren’t even allowed to say the name of the city until they’re of legal age.
* I wonder what the slogan is for Climax, Saskatchewan. (Real place!)