CHIPOTLE'S NEW QUESO GETS PANNED

The Chipotle restaurant chain has been struggling to win back customers following E. coli and norovirus outbreaks. Their most recent attempt to boost business was to promote a new queso cheese dipping sauce. However, after rolling it out with a bang last week, Chipotle’s queso is shaping up to be another disappointment. Many have used Twitter to share their views of the melted cheese dip, with some calling Chipotle’s queso “gritty” and a “crime against cheese” that “tastes like crayons.”
* And not the good Crayola crayons, either – it tastes like Walmart “Great Value” brand crayons.
* And yet Americans can’t get enough ballpark nachos that are covered, literally, with melted traffic cones.
* A crime against cheese? Like Trespassteurizing? Espionage-iago?
* Their queso cheese dipping sauce is no gouda.
* Once you taste nachos dipped in their queso, you won’t want to edam.
* What will Chipolte try next? I cheddar to think.
* It sounds like Chipolte failing in the marketplace is a feta accompli.