CHINESE WOMAN TO LEAVE FORTUNE TO HER PETS

A wealthy woman in China has decided to leave her $2.8 million fortune to her pets, and her three children will get nothing. NOTHING! The woman, from Shanghai, feels her kids neglected her in her old age and did not visit when she was ill. Meanwhile, her beloved pet cats and dogs remained by her side. Her will now dictates that the money must be spent on her pets and their offspring after she dies.
* When asked about the will, the woman’s daughter replied, “Woof!”
* The kids are extra mad because the animals want to put all of it into Bitcoin.
* Instead of hoarding the money, she should have just paid the kids $50,000 each whenever she wanted a visit.
* I hate to say this, but it’s China. Those dogs and cats are gonna be soup before her casket is put into the hole.
* $2.8 million in my house is about a month’s worth of uneaten cat food.