CHINESE MAN KEPT SEVEN COWS ON HIS APARTMENT BALCONY

A Chinese man in Sichuan province was busted for trying to keep seven young cows on his fifth floor apartment balcony. A neighbor in the building said the cattle were only on the premises for a day before neighbors became annoyed by their mooing and foul smell, and alerted authorities (* Sounds like they had a real beef). The animals were removed by urban management officials on July 14. Since then, the man has repeatedly tried to sneak them back into the apartment. Back in January, a resident of the apartment complex complained that many households were raising chickens in their units. The residential compound houses people resettled from nearby rural villages, which might explain the appearance of livestock.
* And yet, here in America, we’re screaming for locally sourced food.
* I’m sure the guy saw the balcony and immediately thought: “Hey – free corral!”
* What did he do with all the waste? “Hello, maintenance? My toilet is backed up…all the way into the kitchen.”
* Tried to sneak them back in. By dressing them as maintenance workers.
* Dummy! He should have gotten the neighbors on his side by giving them free milk.
* Seven cows, because eight would just be crazy.