CHINESE MAN GETS LIGHT BULB STUCK IN MOUTH

A Chinese man turned up at the emergency room of a Zhejiang hospital with the screw-end of an incandescent light bulb sticking out of his mouth. The man, referred to only as Mr. Chen, could not open his mouth wide enough to safely remove the light bulb. Doctors used a special mouth opener to dislocate his jaw on one side and remove the glass bulb. When he could speak, Mr. Chen said that he watched someone do it in an online video and wanted to see if he could do it too.
* Of course,the person in the video didn’t post how to REMOVE the light bulb. Stupid online video posters.
* Maybe he just wanted a light lunch. A LIGHT LUNCH!!! HA!!!!!
* Chen must be the Chinese word for “Uncle Fester.”
* Where do you supposed he sticks fluorescent bulbs?
* Well, that gave him something to do with his life on THAT boring day. What’s on tap for tomorrow?
* That special mouth opener that dislocates your jaw so you can open it wider? That’s Joey Chestnut’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Secret Weapon.
* When I watch online videos to see if I can do stuff, it’s usually something like “How to Tile a Bathroom.” Am I weird?