CHINESE MAN ACCUSED OF SCARING NEIGHBOR’S CHICKENS TO DEATH

A Chinese man identified only by his surname Gu was sentenced to prison last week after a court found him guilty of scaring to death 1,100 chickens that belonged to a neighbor with whom he was feuding. The two had been fighting since the neighbor cut down Mr. Gu’s trees without permission. Mr. Gu responded by sneaking onto Zhong’s chicken farm during the night several times, using a flashlight to panic the birds crowded into a corner in fear, and with hundreds of them dying in the ensuing crush. The first time, 500 chickens died. He was caught by police and forced to pay $440 in compensation. But then he did it again, killing 640 chickens. This time, the court ordered Gu to serve six months in prison.
* You can scare a chicken to death? I guess that’s why they call them chicken.
* Can you do anything with crushed chicken? Baby food maybe?
* The second time he scared the chickens by waving a KFC bucket around.
* Cock-a-doodle-BOO!
* He could fry for this.