CHINESE BABIES WITH ROUND HEADS

Chinese parents are now making sure their babies don’t have flat heads by buying helmets to correct the infants’ head shape. The current fad apparently stems from a belief that a round head is more beautiful. Because babies have soft bones, Chinese parents are using a variety of “head-shape correction” products like pillows, helmets and mats to mold babies’ heads into a round shape.
* I bet they could modify one of those 7-Eleven hotdog roller cookers to accomplish the same thing.
* Imagine the entire next generation of Chinese men with heads like Charlie Brown.
* A round head is more beautiful? Sure. Just look at Jack Ma. Who wouldn’t want to look like him?
* The Japanese have perfected square watermelons. I’m just sayin’.