CHEESE THIEF CAUGHT

Gouda news, everyone! A 63-year-old man has been arrested in the theft of more than 24 tons of artisanal cheese from one of Britain’s most famous dairy companies last month (as we reported on Monday). The man was detained on suspicion of fraud by false representation and handling stolen goods. He was taken to a south London police station where he was questioned and has since been released on bail. The cheese, worth over $390,000, was taken from London cheese specialist Neal’s Yard Dairy on Oct. 21, and only after it had been loaded and taken away did the dairy realize the buyer was a scammer. The whereabouts of the stolen cheese have yet to be determined.
* Did this guy plan the robbery? Was he the Big Cheese?
* Stealing 24 tons of cheese! How dair-y! (How dare he)
* Caught like a rat.
* The suspect was described as ammoniated and dangerous.
* With that smell, where do you hide 24 tons of cheese? Did they look in northern New Jersey?