COLLEGE SUGGESTS "VE" AND "NE" AS GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS
Ve likes verself.
FELON ARRESTED FOR POSSESSING GUNS, A BOBCAT
Read about it here – click the lynx.
TWELVE PARTY GUESTS GET WORMS FROM EATING WILD PIG
Mmmm…parasites.
AUDIO: UTAH HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RAPS "HOW A BILL BECOMES LAW"
It’s totally chillax.
WOMAN SHOT IN LEG ON FIRST DATE
A simple thank you would have worked.
UTAH PLAGUED BY ROGUE BANDS OF MALE STRIPPERS
Please don’t touch.
ROBBER TRIES POINTING FINGER GUN AT CLERK
Gimme the money or I’ll poke you?