WISCONSIN POLICE SEARCH FOR SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER
29 times so far.
TOYS 'R' US BEGINS BIG SELL-OFF TODAY
Through June.
WOMEN'S COLLEGE PROFESSORS ORDERED NOT TO USE THE WORD "WOMEN"
If it looks like a duck…
PIT BULL GETS LOOSE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
He’s just playin’.
MAN SUING OLYMPIA BEER FOR FALSE ADVERTISING
“It’s the water.”
DELTA AIRLINES LOSES PUPPY
Richmond to Detroit to Minneapolis to Salt Lake to Boise.
POLICE ARREST CAPTAIN DICKHEAD
For being a General Nuisance.
AUDIO: NEW YORK HIT WITH FOURTH STORM IN A MONTH
Held over! Fourth big week!
THE CRAB MEAT BANDIT
20 cans stolen.