AUDIO: MOTOCROSSER MAKES ARGUMENT FOR DIRTBIKE TRACK
Vroom vrooom.
WOMAN PUT 16 TRACKERS ON EX-BOYFRIEND’S CAR
♫ “I will follow him / Follow him wherever he may go…” ♫♪
FLORIDA WOMAN IN HOT DOG COSTUME ASSAULTS NEIGHBOR’S CAR WITH TOILET PAPER
Today’s Mad Libs headline.
ARE YOU REALLY THAT BOTHERED BY THE NEW CRACKER BARREL LOGO?
Shocked. And appalled.
OLD BODIES DISCOVERED BEHIND HIDDEN FUNERAL HOME DOOR
Don’t go in there!
AUDIO: JUDGE MISREADS JURY VERDICT
“Did I say ‘not’?”
MAN ARRESTED FOR PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK
Crime is rampant in Iowa.
COUPLE LIVES WITH CORPSE OF THEIR THREESOME FOR TWO YEARS
And eight Chihuahuas.
34-YEAR-OLD MAN USES COMPANY CARD TO BUY $146,000 IN POKEMON
Pikachu, I bust you!