GRANDMA GETS JAIL IN FAILED MURDER-FOR-HIRE
Grandma, what big plans you had.
GUY MUGS A WOMAN IN LABOR
That’s low.
STORE CLERK ATTACKED BY VAMPIRE
Also Capt. Jack Sparrow, Mr. Miyagi and Ghost Rider.
RAMEN RESTAURANT GIVES YOU SOLITUDE
Shut up and eat alone.
THE ELECTION
Here are some jokes and thoughts you can share this morning.
SMACK FEST ENDS IN FIGHT
Go figure.
MAN BITTEN BY SNAKE HEAD
The legend is true.
TURNPIKE TOLL THIEVES
Stuffing the coin bin.
MAN KILLS ELK, DEAD ELK NEARLY KILLS MAN
Impaled on antlers.